Bag ketchup
when you go through a drive through, and they ask, “would you like some ketchup?”, clearly you’re going to say yes. you know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it’s not the same. bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. it’s like, a whole new world kind of…..but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked “would you like some ketchup?”
mom: “honey there’s some ketchup in the fridge if you want any.”
kid: “nah it’s chill ma, i got a load of bag ketchup right here!”
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