Bag Lapper
the art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. slurping your b-lls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard c-ck, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. while i was watching lost on tv, she began rubbing my c-ck through my shorts and got me rock hard. she slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one h-ll of a bag lapper for me. and as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. i was in heaven.
a bag lapper is a person that loves lapping b-lls.
feuntes quit being a bag lapper
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