bag of squirt
as a man and woman have intercourse, the woman being a “squirter”. at the time of climax while spraying like a kitten a third party then enters and has her aquadic goodies collected in a zip lock bag. saving for a splashtastic -ssault on the unwilling.
“i saved my bag of squirt from my last date with suzie and while roaming the park i happened onto a slummbering homeless man and splashed my bag of squirt into his suck hole.”
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