bag over the head
f-ckable as long as her face is in the pillow.
can’t promenade her around the block (to show her off) while you wait to get h-rny again, all because her face or head is from hunger.
she’d be all right for a steady f-ck except for the fact that her bod from the neck up calls for a bag over the head.
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