bagavond
typical homeless person seen wandering with a stolen grocery cart full of bagged belongings.
timmy: “mommy? why does that dirty lady keep all those bags in a walmart shopping cart?”
mommy: “she’s a bagavond dear; she keeps her skivvies and other apparel in the bags.”
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