bagel breakfast
when a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a “business breakfast” but in reality, they’re actually just there to eat each other’s booties like groceries.
“hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?”
“yeah man, i’ve been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion.”
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