baggage
the sh-t people go into relationships with. ie, kids, addictions, diseases/
can be used to imply that someone has hiv
used in rent
“i should tell you, ive got baggage”-mimi
“mimi’s got her baggage too,” roger
“so do you” (mark)
1) what someone with kids, debt or other problems brings to a relationship.
2)the person that is always dead weight or a creech in a group of friends. the guy that always seems to find out when you are getting together even though no one invites him.
1) jack is looking for baggage in a relationship…kids, drugs, debt, and separated but not quite divorced yet.
2) that creech steve always shows up when no expects it. who the h-ll invited him? i thought we said that no one was going to talk to that d-ck.
noun
an issue regarding a person’s past that can affect their current disposition: addictions, debt, diseases, bad habits, past relationships (significant other or family), or kids.
fella 1: dude, she’s pretty cute. would you date her?
fella 2: probably not. i heard she carries a lot of baggage.
the cr-p a new boyfriend/girlfriend can bring into a relationship such as an ex wife or husband, debts and kids.
”jeez, how much baggage does jim-bob have?”
a leech of an ex-wife and 2 annoying kids by the looks of it!
the friend who gets totally smashed when your all out, then goes on like a tw-t (eg. falling over, being sick) and someone is left to look after them
“joe are you coming to the next club?”
“no mate, kates baggage, someones gotta look after her…”
fat in the tukis area
“d-mn that girls got alotta baggageeee!”
a backpack, usually always attached to the poonjack. the contents are as follows: stewey pajamas, football boxers, atleast one brown shirt, one pair of baggy cargo shorts, a pair of basketball shorts in case we ball, one pair of socks, a pair of sweatpants in case we go to the city, hollister cologne, and acne medication.
“i need to go to the mug’s house because my baggage is there”
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