Bagpiping Angel
the act of a woman performing oral s-x on a man, whilst squeezingly upon his scrotal sack vigourously and intently. to complete the act, the man then -j-c-l-t-s on the top of the woman’s head, to create a ‘halo’ effect.
here hen, fancy being my bagpiping angel? sure thing babe.. best shampoo ever!
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