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• Black Dare

  a dare that has no get-out clause. if you black dare someone, they can’t back out of it, under any circ-mstances. person a: “i dare you to go chat up that fat bird at the bar”. person b: “well i black dare you. that means you have to do it”.

• Black ice my ass

  an -n-l wreckage you don’t see coming. named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car. guy: “you ready for this?” girl: “black ice my -ss!”

• momsectomy

  when you mother catches you having s-x under age and cuts off your p-n-s to prevent you from procreating. i would love to have s-x with you, unfortunately when i was 14 my mother caught me having s-x and gave me a momsectomy. this is why i look like an action figure.

• moms chest hair

  refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest peter:what did you do last night? kt:helped shave your moms chest hair!

• TFDF

  too fat; didn’t f-ck. tfdf. to f-ckin’ die for karen’s new shoes are tfdf.

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