BAIDS
anything that sucks, but is still “better than aids”. baids is the natural counterpart to waids, which is anything “worse than aids.”
chupa: did you actually sleep with that bogan?
loopa: uh… maybe…
chupa: you totally just landed yourself a nasty case of baids.
better than aids. this applies to almost anything, since aids is pretty bad.
go wash your hands. you probably picked up some baids on the way home.
i broke my ankle last year. it was pretty bad, but at least it was baids.
the term used when there is nothing to talk about, or to say goodbye. it is also known as eggs. you may use it in place of someones name, or to get someones attention. there is no wrong way to use baid. all ways are correct even the statement baid burger.
for people who dont know who created baid, it has been created and p-ssed along by ahmad, rabia, 50, and faris daski aka fee.
others spread the word to others we encourage you to do the same.
hussien jaber the ball carrier
n-ssar: baid(in place of rabias name), are you going to the game.
rabia: i dont know ill see.
n-ssar: stop being bazle( if you dont know what this is look it up.)
rabia: baid ( in place of bye.)
n-ssar: baid
ur crazy
ur f-cking baid
to cleanse and releave yourself of all dirt and soils. to do this, you must first enter the shower and presoak with hot water followd by vigorous lathering of soap! floowed by a rinse then repeated as desired to insure freshness.
durel baids every day.
arabic term meaning eggs
muneer: what did you eat for breakfest bro?
mark: bro, i ate sunnyside-up baid
acronym for b-tt aids a highly virulent variant of aids which is transmitted on sight. the virus then enters your colon and within two months results in you turning into a dinosaur.
carter: hey, did you hear that jon contracted baids?
wei-shin: no sh-t? how’s he doing?
carter: he’s a dinosaur now, so…
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