bailey’s inferno
an epic first chapter in a trilogy regarding mythic warriors of -ssf-ckia. the three maidens hope, julie, and madison are challenged by the demon queen abby. the greatest warrior in the land, jake charles, went to face her but fell in love instead becoming the demon lord of h-ll. from there big kuk bailey was sent off by the maidens to reclaim the warrior or die trying. he would be joined by aunt jemima, cameron, the grand wizard brandon, khent, daniel, and nate. they would travel to the ends of h-ll itself battling such foes as kimbo slice, nick the weaboo, along with a slew of other horrors. the epic story is highly offensive to minorities and women of questionable practice. no publisher has picked it up yet.
“have you read bailey’s inferno?”
“yes! my favorite part is whenever brandon magically makes his p-n-s expand so he can drown jesse in his potent mayonnaise!”
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