bailosaurus
a close bro that will just bail out of anything at any given moment. usually bailing on a bro night without the decency to hit up said bros and give them a heads up. will some times bail to hang out with dime piece or other erroneous reasons.
can be closely related to a dippopotamus.
example:
bro 1: yo where’s timmy at? thought he was h-tting up late night apps with us!
bro 2: ah haven’t heard from him in a couple hours.
bro: dude he is such a bailosaurus.
example 2:
guy 1: johnny, you still going out with us tonight?
guy 2: nah man i gotta walk my cat tonight.
guy 1: g-d d-mn bailosaurus!
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