Bait Hole
a state of being which is horrendously painful but also joyously satisfying after consuming extremely large amounts of delicious calorific food. like a cuisine version of a ket hole. the more you eat, the deeper the hole. the hole can often restrict the victims mobility for a number of hours post-comsumption and also cause severe black outs. an addiction to baitholes can also lead to morbid obeasity, heart failure and death.
“rrrrr f-ck, i shouldn’t of stuck that jumbo sausage up me -rs- after i scranned that 16inch meat feast with a doner kebab and chips, i’m in a b-st-rd bait hole.”
“hew pet, stick me f-cking tea on, i’m clamming for a bait hole.”
” a f-cking salad? there’ll be no bait holes for me the neet!”
” someone ring 999, am in a bait hole!”
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