Bait the Fatty


game played on the highway involving two vehicles. a smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to har-ss a pickup or suv driver. common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. the game becomes more fun if the “fatty” tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. bonus points if the fatty has lame b-mper stickers about redneck culture, being a soccer mom, and/or is uber clean a la the concrete cowboy.
i was making good time on the highway today then this suv was going 60 in the left lane. got myself an opening in the right lane, p-ssed it then played bait the fatty for a few miles, it was great!!

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