bake face
a person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. also, a person who denies this -ssumption.
telmo: “liz your baked!”
liz: “no i’m not.”
telmo: “ya your baked! you’re a bake face. look at you! you’re a pastry!”
2 more definitions
1. a human that displays characteristics often -ssociated with baked products.
2. to be crusty, flaky, or to have an otherwise baked visual appearance
3. a derogatory comment; an insult
1. kelci is a real bakeface.
2. wow! that little boy is such a bakeface!
3. you conniving little bakeface.
some dude totally baked. you can tell by the expression on their face.
jesse: “dude you’re such a bake face right now”
telmo: “kid i know”
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