Bake like Betty Crocker


a way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.
jim: do you smoke weed?
tom: yeah man; i bake like betty crocker.

or
as adjective

jim: what are you up to?
tom: nothing, watching movies; i’m already baked like betty crocker

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