Baked Noodle
the baked noodle refers to a pathetically limp p-n-s being baked in a v-g-n- that is most likely bored, probabaly somewhat sleepy, and definately bone dry. this emasculating manevour is reserved for only the most miserable of shrimp d-cks. however, the shrimp d-ck that manages to blow his load desipite his noodle being baked takes admirable resliance. despite such tremendous effort, the baked noodle remains distressing and worthless.
the man starts of strong. his noodle is impressively stout. however, his lack of brawn, grit, and possible gayness results in his noodle being cooked. this an unbelievable and utterly mornful scenerio. he is no longer a man, and most reteat in complete and terrible shame. his only chance at some mild form of redemtion is to force, no, strain his baked noodle into a deplorable, weak -rg-sm. although he has blown his load, he has left his woman completely unsatisfied and most likely a little disgusted.
Read Also:
- assy
1. -ss-like, smelly 2. sick, ill 3. terrible 1. what is that -ssy aroma? 2. i was feeling -ssy, so i went home sick. 3. my car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me, and my rental car wouldn’t start. overall it’s been an -ssy day. having an -ss-like or cr-ppy quality; lameness how about you’re […]
- Buttness
life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. b-tts are one of them. we all have at least one in our lives. b-ttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say “was that really necessary???” it feels most at home in situations where you look […]
- ciserian
during child birth, the inside wall of the v-g-n- breaks through so that it connects with the inner -n-s and/or r-ct-m, this can cause problems during birthing, and in most cases ends in the mother needing a caesarean operation ‘dat dang hole did burst by ciserian and ‘dat dang baby gosh near came out da […]
- fish toaster
alternative name for the female genitals i jammed it in her fish toaster
- Fizzerine
mammal- a small, 20 to 30 pound semi aquatic animal that lives in packs in the extreme southeast tennessee mountains. mainly on smith creek in the cherokee national forest. the are normally docile creatures except during estrus. they eat the moss off the north side of oak trees. the moss lacks mineral content they need, […]