Bakey Spew
aka bacon sp-nk
-noun. the white chunky film left on cooked bacon that has gone old and cold.
-adj. any item tasting slightly bacon-ish
the bakey spew was particularly smoky, not to mention salty ye delicious.
weird, that cupcake icing is bacon sp-nky.
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