baking a cake

it’s the same thing as cup caking, just worded differently.

spending a lot of time with a certain someone.

usually referred towards guys with a certain someone.
“is ____ coming out tonight?”
“no, he’s at home baking a cake with his woman.”

cup caking
a phrase used to explain s-x- ed to small children in a cl-ssroom setting.
mother: when two people love each other veeerry much, they kind of do this thing–
kid: do they start baking a cake?
mother: yes…uh, no….uh…shut up.
art of creating a relationship with a women. meeting a girl is spotting the ingredients. introducing yourself and/or talking to her for the first time is buying the ingredients. putting the cake in the oven is when your “talking” with a girl. taking the cake out is dating a girl. eatting the cake is doing anything s-xual with a girl. little bits are kissing and making out. decent bite is a makeout session/ dry humping/a lot of physical body contact/fingering. eatting half of the cake is receiving/performing oral s-x. eatting the whole cake is having s-xual intercourse. very simple, but can become extremely creative and easy to use.
“hey bro, whats up with that girl? you baking a cake?”

“lol yea bro its still in the oven. ima take it out in a couple weeks.”

“dope dope im already eatting my cake dog”

“hahaha nice nice”
when you sweet talk a girl so bad you might as well bake her a cake
bill: hey whats up with andre he hasn’t texted me back
fred : yeah i heard he is trying to get pics from sarah so he’s baking a cake
the act of m-st-rb-t–n
“the phone rung so many times, but i couldn’t answer i was in the middle of baking a cake.”
s-xual innuendo many times including “stirring the batter”, “opening the oven”, “turning up the heat” etc.
also a stupid joke from elementary school.
tom said he wanted to bake a cake, but what tom really wanted didn’t pertain to the kitchen.
when you mix cocaine, baking soda, and a little bit of water on a piece of tin foil. then you spread the mixture out on the foil. you let it dry then you use a lighter underneith the foil to make the mixture burn and then you suck the smoke up with a gutted out pen.
i going to go bake a cake. i just got done baking a cake.

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