Bakke
bakke is a surname of norwegian origin. it is not a rare name, though it sounds so cool that people love to say the word, and often feel kindred about the bakke’s they know. they may even be protective of the name to the degree that they believe it is rare, and therefore, dubious if told there are other’s named bakke.
sounds like rocky with a “b”.
the beauty of the bakke is that it is limitless & free, guileless yet wild.
does your bakke hurt?
where’s bakke?
this is an expression for the fattest, biggest, gamer in the whole world. the name comes from the german name boden.
he is the closest thing to g-dzilla. he eats everything that stands in his way. he does not share his cookies with anyone. mcdonald’s is his home. it’s very common for an bakke, that he put’s the burger in his -ss, before he eat’s it.
he is a big fanboy, and then i mean physical big, of brokeback mountain, hannah montana and line dancing. he spends a alot of his freetime to watch my little pony.
his mother’s creditcard number is saved on his computer, so he can buy all the mappacks for cod.
it is normal for an bakke to hack on all games he plays, so it is not rare that he gets banned.
you dont wannabe a bakke!
d-mn, i don’t want to be a f-glord like, bakke.
d-mn, you eat as bakke!
please, dont use aimbot, or you’ll get banned like bakke.
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