Bakke Lift
to lift a girl up to your shoulders by her thighs and hold her there while you eat her out, rather than bending down. this feat requires unquantifiable strength, and is therefore considered quite manly. the bakke lift is best accomplished in the corner of a shower, where slippery walls and trigonometry can work to your advantage.
male: i need to start hitting the gym so that i can pull off the bakke lift.
female: i’m really looking forward to my date tonight. i heard he bakke-lifts on the first date.
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