Balaban


a swarthy, unkempt beard, named after bob balaban, the gentleman in close encounters of the third kind that does some stuff and helps some people.

also can be used to name a person who sports a balaban.

also of note, one can be guilty of pulling a balaban.
“d-mn, was that a guinea pig that just fell out of his balaban?”

“hey balaban, you got a guinea pig in your soup.”

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