Balanced breakfast
when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you c-m in one eye, sh-t in the other, and dunk your b-lls in her mouth like eggs.
i gave her a balanced breakfast in bed
when you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you c-m you pull out and j-z in one of her eyes and then take a sh-t in the other. as the happens you must yell out balanced breakfast!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
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