bald cap
a bald cap is when the tip of your p-n-s has a circ-mcision and then the fore skin falls off on to the floor then you end up lighting it on fire with your feet. after the foreskin has been burnt up you pick it off of the floor and you eat it with some ketchup
kid:man did you see my mom do that bald cap earlier?
kids friend: yeah man that bald cap look soo good
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