Bald guy
a tall skinny guy that har-sses the new kid in a weird way.
guy1 :do you see that guy getting up in that yr 7’s face
guy2 :let’s leave before the bald guy sees us
guy1: ok
1. (n.) an awkward bald man that works in a school building. paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. do not let him touch you, or you will implode.
“don’t let bald guy see you hugging me.”
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