bald mikey
when, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scr-t-m to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.
hey chuck, look at this… ( exposed scr-t-m )…!
chuck, “no way, i’ve been bald mikey’d!”….
when you shave your head so you have a “u” shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women’s m-ff.
my girlfriend likes it when i give her the bald mikey.
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