Bald swag


an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

hair + baldspot = baldswag
susy: wow john is really cool
john: baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.

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