bald taco
(noun) clean shaven sn-tch or v-g-n-. often highly prefered over the tumble weed.
yo, that girl i hooked up with last nite showed me her bald taco and i showed her my man-sized manicotti !
a taco that is without lettus.
wow, that bald taco sure looks good.
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