Baldered
to be “baldered” or “balderized” often referred to when being saddled with something useless and detrimental to the job at hand. it refers back to the traditional old english punishment wherein a person was forced to perfom their daily work whilst having the village idiot supported on their back. the idiot was called a “baldery” and it would hinder and generally talk nonsense to the “baldered” person for the entire punishment.
oh my god this idiot is baldering the h-ll out of me!
i am so baldered.
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