Baldi


a firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. all of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a baldi.
clifford: yo dutchy just got a baldi in the crib!
felix: dude i got one in the attic!
frederick: i’m next in line!
pablo: who wants a baldi?!?!
(1) an ineffectual person. (2) a person who cannot deliver on promises. (3) a person suffering dysthymia and resultant inertia. after m. baldi, putative literary agent.
the baldi had said that she would get to the m-n-script within two weeks, but hadn’t done so after three months, failing in the meantime to respond to numerous letters and phone calls.

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