Baldini


the act of being givin a hand job underneath a table at lunch.
origin: st. johns
originater:brian baldini
dude i so got a baldini today at lunch.
dude did you hear about how that teacher gave john a baldini….o thts so gross shes so ugly
adjective. to get sh-t done quickly without any fuss.
“did you see how quick he baldini’d that mate? in and out like a shot”
one who admires himself in the mirror.
a person who empasises the s in this.
flexing in the mirror jason said you want some of thissss?

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