baldocking
when two or more fully grown males don multicolored yoga pants, remove there shirts and then as if drawn together like hot sweaty man magnets they scissor each other to the point of -rg-sms. sometimes done to very intense gabber music. most often done in a dimly lit forested area.
me: “d-mn, was that you baldocking in that bush?”
daren: “yeah i needed a full release”
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