Baldostamon


derived from the spanish word “baldo” meaning “i cripple”, this last name most likely is the most powerful of all. all other family names within a 50 feet radius are crippled by its sheer greatness.
a person from the adoring crowd inadvertently came too close to a baldostamon and felt crippling pain. pain like no other, and died. hysteria ensued.

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