Baldy-Beast
a horribly ugly foul smelling bull-like person who cannot be defined as man or woman, posessing more hair on it’s face than on it’s head (hence the irony in it’s name). also posses sagging br–sts and possibly a mangina.
mirix: omg… did you see that baldy-beast?
star: no, but i smelled it!
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