Ball Coolant


the act of placing a slightly chilled object beneath the testicular bag in order to increase testosterone, stimulating the penile shaft resulting in increased penile circulation and a m-ssive erection.
during his pre-practice nap, matt always applies ball coolant in order to increase aggression toward his foes.

hey steven, have you ball coolanted today? only three times!

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