Ball Golf
a world reknown semi-sport similar in form and foundation to disc golf. always played with a small round ball with peculiar dimples, ball golf is the burgeosie sport of choice for all polo-sporting men who cannot play tennis, squash, racket-ball or another form of activity that requires they tote their own bag. invented by imperialist nations as a way to waste time in thier colonies while oppressing brown people, ball golf requires a “course” often a country club or gr-ssy area marked “whites only.” to play, one needs b-lls, bowling shoes, and a straw hat. no one knows why.
person 1 “would you like to play a game of ball golf?”
person 2 “yes! ill get my bag”
person 3″ i’ll bring the coors!”
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