ball kisser
someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their b-lls (see t-st-cl-s). when properly done both right and left b-lls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. the act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the b-lls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-c-m and -j-c-l-t–ns. not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). the method could also be used by a woman right before s-xual intercourse with the p-n-s attached to the b-lls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the p-n-s that is about to penetrate the v-g-n-.
my girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. she’s a real giver when she knows she’s gonna get some good s-x.
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