ball rubber
the off hand of a master j-ck–ff artist. most men only need one hand to jack-off. that hand is called the d-ck beater. the true artist don’t waste the off hand and puts it to work too, rubbing their b-lls.
dude, you touched my food. was that your d-ck beater, or your ball rubber?
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