ball scraper


a dump so big it reaches from your -n-s to the bottom of the toilet. when you pinch it off, the t-rd falls over and scr-pes your b-lls.

also see venti #3.
i was constipated all weekend. went to starbucks this morning, got a venti. just dropped a ball scr-per and now i feel much better… aside from having p–p under my b-lls.

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