Ballfocals
(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a t-st-cl- over each eye.
she kept nagging at me about working too much, so i made her wear ballfocals when i got home.
resting your b-lls on someones face covering their eyes like gl-sses.
i put my nuts on her nose. looked like ballfocals.
the act of placing one’s t-st-cl-s over the bifocals of an unsuspecting victim. this is often performed to an individual who is asleep or unconscious, much to the delight of the -ssailant and spectators alike.
“much to jessie’s chagrin, he woke up during cl-ss to find a pair of t-st-cl-s covering the gl-sses he was wearing. yanks had provided him with a complimentary pair of ballfocals”
Read Also:
- ball sack hut
hot topic, the store the changes to whats cool at the time. ball sack hut is a ameba: example-emo era is upon us,hence, hot topic sells douche bag tight boy pants to the kids with small b-lls who like fallout boy and yellowcard.
- bambina
italian for “little girl”, used as slang for a good-looking young woman. used like “baby” in english. -to a pretty girl walking down the street- “hey bambina, you break-a my heart! where you going? come with me!” a derogatory slang. usually refers to a just good-looks female with no brains or personality.alternative for bimbo. “-mark:look […]
- Bamfajesusaurus Rex
the top of all bamfs higher than even the bamf vips and bamfasaurus rex’s!!! reserved for the select few like chuck noris joe: dude have you seen the new kid? bill: the one dating iana? joe: yeah! he is such a bamfajesusaurus rex!!!
- Bam, Zoom, Straight to the Moon
the use of sp-ce travel as a metaphor for beating your wife. ralph: one of these days alice…one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon. alice: right ralph, right.
- Banana and Sprite Challenge
a fad challenge easily comparable to ones like the cinnamon challenge. the goal of the challenge is to eat two whole bananas, then quickly chug one liter of sprite© soda. the reaction between the bananas and the soda often causes the person to vomit. however, if you don’t make a mess, you win! my friend […]