Ballfocals


(noun) the term used to describe what someone wears when a man aggressively pins them to the ground and places a t-st-cl- over each eye.
she kept nagging at me about working too much, so i made her wear ballfocals when i got home.

resting your b-lls on someones face covering their eyes like gl-sses.
i put my nuts on her nose. looked like ballfocals.
the act of placing one’s t-st-cl-s over the bifocals of an unsuspecting victim. this is often performed to an individual who is asleep or unconscious, much to the delight of the -ssailant and spectators alike.
“much to jessie’s chagrin, he woke up during cl-ss to find a pair of t-st-cl-s covering the gl-sses he was wearing. yanks had provided him with a complimentary pair of ballfocals”

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