ballgazer

the taunting moniker given to one who has recently gazed upon b-lls, usually when the owner of the b-lls displays his thumb and index finger forming a circle over the b-lls.

the idea is to be creatively insulting when calling someone ballgazer, using it in humorous context or in a play on words adding to the shame and disgrace the offender faces.
“you looked at more b-lls tonight than the daily lotto since it’s inception!”

“your eyes just lapped up a large serving of my b-lls.. were you ball-famished?”

fabian –> gaybian ballgazer –> dr. gabiano “8-ball” ballgazorno

ballgazaurus rex
one who stares at b-lls for personal satisfaction.
person1: “hey look at this fork by my crotch”
person2 looks.
person1: “haha you ball gazer”
during conversation an individual looks at a male’s crotch. they are normally found in male showers.
after the game in the shower ted approaches dave…

ted: hey, dave you played a great game!
dave: uhh…thanks…are you looking at my b-lls?
ted: yes
dave: f-ckin ball gazer
when you make the shape of b-lls in your crotch area, and when you capture the person staring down there, you scream “ball gazer!!”

(from the love guru)
chelsea: -looks down there-
demetris: ball gazer.
to trick someone by having them look at your hands, then moving them to your crotch and forming the letters “b” and “g” with your fingers. with the victim still looking at your hands, immediately call them a “ball gazer”.
dave: hey mark, how many power supplies does this customer need?

mark: i don’t know. i’ll have to check. what are you doing with your…

dave: ball gazer!!!
when someone is tricked or wants to look at someone’s b-lls
guy 1: look at my finger

guy 2:ok

guy 1 puts his finger near his crotch.

guy 1:ball gazer!

guy 2 : d-mn!
– one with the undeniable urge to look at others ball sacks ……
i turned and then noticed you where a ball gazer