Balljazzle
the act of decorating male genitalia with shiny and/or sparkly rhinestones. typically a bedazzler is used for adherence.
matt was excited to bring home his brand new bedazzler so he could balljazzle himself in antic-p-tion of his date to the upcoming disco party.
testicular equivalent of vajazzle, usually conducted by dipping ones t-st-cl-s (in a squatting fashion) into a bowl of glue, then into a bowl containing rhinestone, jewels, sequins, glitter and other items one wants to adorn ones t-st-cl-s with.
nick’s balljazzled t-st-cl-s resembled a cross between joseph’s amazing technicolour dreamcoat and a disco ball
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