ballknob


ballkn-b v.:

1) to drape the male gonads gracefully atop a doorkn-b
2) to drape someone else’s male gonads gracefully atop a doorkn-b

ballkn-bber n.:

1) one who ballkn-bs; syn:: cool, hip, with it.
2) a ballkn-b enthusiast.
verb:

1) johnny saw the shiny handle glinting in the sun and instantly had the urge to ballkn-b it.
2) jay gratefully picked up the tab at the bar. let’s ballkn-b him as a thank you.

noun:

1) ed is so well-dressed! he must be one h-ll of a ballkn-bber.
2) ivy was such a huge ballkn-bber that she forewent work for a day simply to discuss ballkn-bbing with her friends.

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