Balloon ejaculation
balloon -j-c-l-t–n – the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.
presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we’ve been engaging in since february which will culminate in the m-ss balloon -j-c-l-t–ns of this summers conventions – john oliver
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