Balloon Guy
someone who brings joy and good will to the m-sses using balloons twisted into amazing shapes and creations.
term coined by mark byrne in 1980’s. used as a hipper alternative to other balloon names. balloonatic, balloonman, hey clown. balloon guy also denotes a skill level above the weenie dog an sword twister.
also made famous in the movie “wedding crashers” known as the balloon guy scene with vince vaughn.
“mark the balloon guy is awesome!!” last night in the restaurant we saw a balloon guy.
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