Balloondock
the process of going down on a woman, and exhaling into her v-g-n-, thus, filling her up with air. then, placing a hand on her stomach, to pushing the air out her cooter for a v-g-n-l fart in your face.
e.g. balloondocking, balloondocked. air facial, female inflation, partner -ssisted v-g-n-l fart.
not recommended for the use of women who don’t clean their areas.
for best results, keep your hair free of any styling products so you can feel the gust of air on your scalp.
do not balloondock into your ear, for it might cause an inner-ear infuction.
“you taste so good down here. do you mind if i balloondock it?”
“i spent about 15 minutes balloondocking this girl. we both had a good laugh during foreplay.”
“something smells funny out here. it stinks. like a bad balloondocks episode.”
“…are you kidding? i’m a regular balloondock saint!”
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