Ballroom Blitz
franticly rearranging one’s t-st-cl-s due to lack of b-ll-ck sp-ce, or ‘ball room’. not a casual affair. only covers emergency rearrangements.
“why are you smelling your fingers?”
“just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. these new undies are giving me serious grief.”
“ahhh, the old ballroom blitz. well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken.”
1.song by glam rock band sweet, it has been covered several times but most notable by punk band the d-mned.
2.c-ckney rhyming slang for t-ts.
see also: blitzkrieg bop
and the man at the back said everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
and the girl in the corner said
boy, i wanna warn ya, it’ll turn into a ballroom blitz
ballroom blitz.
when the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc…). this causes the vacant area for the t-st-cl-s to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. this causes the room for one’s b-lls to become blitzed. a few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are “is someone sitting here?” or “mind if i take a seat?”.
mike: hey tim! how’s it going? mind if i sit by you?
tim: no disrespect mike, but i’m not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.
football announcer: and he’s going for the ballroom blitz… and he gets the sack! (thought i’d throw in a pun)
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