Balls aren’t Touching
phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. often used in reference to p-rnography, but can also be used in reference to non-s-xual objects.
variations:
b-lls are touching
bawls are(/n’t) touching
“this pr-n is so gay.”
“no it’s not, the b-lls aren’t touching.”
“they are now.”
“o shi-!”
“hey, back off. your bawls nearly touched mine!”
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