Balls Hampton


1. a stage named used by eerk of black gunion fame when he is out on the prowl for women with low self esteem and weight issues.

2. a rich playboy alter ego used by eerk of eerk and jerk productions. (black gunion, right angle records)
1.you: hey are you eerk?
eerk: (looks around) i know you aint talkin to me, i’m b-lls hampton!!!

2.sup b-tch?! come f-ck wit cha boi, b-lls hampton!

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