Balls in a pretzel
like getting one’s shorts in a knot- to the highest degree.
arturo: dude i knocked up my sister i’m totally f-cked!
fabian: hey man- don’t get your shorts in a knot.
well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your b-lls in a pretzel.
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